Saturday, March 15, 2008

to botox or not to botox.


when life becomes too shitty....when somebody has just made a stupid comment....or worse, u just made a stupid comment....when social climbing peasants are on the loose....when u just farted in public......when ur clueless....when people bore u to tears...when somebody dumps u after u wasted time.....its time for that dreaded botox reaction....its when you just stare in space or at somebody's face blankly and act as if the situation is way beneath u, ur simply too tired to react....its like saying the situation simply doesnt deserve ur presence....(or in cases like farting, u better get out of that situation).....but remember, explanations and reactions only work in soap operas.....in real life, its such a waste of time.....reacting/explaining is soooo not chic.....remember, fools do not need u to dignify their actions, humiliating them would be too low, dont worry, they do it on their own instinctively.....so when the right time comes, DO THE BOTOX.....pretend ur one of those socialites who look snooty because they never smile when the truth is, theyve just had their 6th botox procedure in 2 months and it hurts to even smile.....and after about 30 secs of the botox, you leave...the french way.....

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