dying fab.

When we gotta go, we gotta go. But dont u wish it will be a glamorous and fabulous death .....and i mean....
CHOKING
choke on a harry winston 58-karat perfect-cut diamond while having dinner at spagos?
BURNED
burned by the big fire caused by the swiping motion of ur platinum card on omron machines during ur all-time high shopping binge?
SUFFOCATION
ur inside ur enormous walk-in closet, when suddenly theres an avalanche of vuittons, hermes, prada, marc jacobs, guccis, choos, blahniks and u die breathless beneath all these fabulous logos?
FREAK ACCIDENT
ur smashed to death by either your jaguar, ferrari or rolls royce...by one of your 15 drivers (the only ones on duty) who happens to be drunk....in ur very own garage?
HUNGER
bec ur simply sick of seeing the same food on ur table....chilean sea bass, beluga caviar, foie gras....
DROWNING
in ur bath tub or olympic sized pool filled with dom perignon?
HANGING
rodeo drive, milan, paris, or saville row doesnt excite u anymore....u tie together all ur silk hermes scarves and hang urself.....
STONED TO DEATH
a misunderstanding with the maitre 'd causes him to throw all ur rolexes, vacherons, franck mullers, cartiers, bulgari, vuittons, panerais at u ...
OVERDOSE
simply too many dosage of amex, mastercards and visas
PERSONALITY DISORDER
mixmatching 2 or more signature brands whose founders are clashing at that time.....donatella versace snobbing dolce & gabbana during fashion week in paris, for example.....wearing them could cause a fatal fashion disease that is socially transmitted

we'll all die anyway....why not death by logos...