Saturday, March 29, 2008
Thursday, March 20, 2008
i love it
no rude calls from bank people
no threats from collection agents
no need to avoid unregistered calls
the real world stops
as the dream world begins
love it love it love it
and more time to read brians blog
go brian go
god is good
Saturday, March 15, 2008
choke on a harry winston 58-karat perfect-cut diamond while having dinner at spagos?
burned by the big fire caused by the swiping motion of ur platinum card on omron machines during ur all-time high shopping binge?
ur inside ur enormous walk-in closet, when suddenly theres an avalanche of vuittons, hermes, prada, marc jacobs, guccis, choos, blahniks and u die breathless beneath all these fabulous logos?
ur smashed to death by either your jaguar, ferrari or rolls royce...by one of your 15 drivers (the only ones on duty) who happens to be drunk....in ur very own garage?
bec ur simply sick of seeing the same food on ur table....chilean sea bass, beluga caviar, foie gras....
in ur bath tub or olympic sized pool filled with dom perignon?
rodeo drive, milan, paris, or saville row doesnt excite u anymore....u tie together all ur silk hermes scarves and hang urself.....
STONED TO DEATH
a misunderstanding with the maitre 'd causes him to throw all ur rolexes, vacherons, franck mullers, cartiers, bulgari, vuittons, panerais at u ...
simply too many dosage of amex, mastercards and visas
mixmatching 2 or more signature brands whose founders are clashing at that time.....donatella versace snobbing dolce & gabbana during fashion week in paris, for example.....wearing them could cause a fatal fashion disease that is socially transmitted
we'll all die anyway....why not death by logos...
when life becomes too shitty....when somebody has just made a stupid comment....or worse, u just made a stupid comment....when social climbing peasants are on the loose....when u just farted in public......when ur clueless....when people bore u to tears...when somebody dumps u after u wasted time.....its time for that dreaded botox reaction....its when you just stare in space or at somebody's face blankly and act as if the situation is way beneath u, ur simply too tired to react....its like saying the situation simply doesnt deserve ur presence....(or in cases like farting, u better get out of that situation).....but remember, explanations and reactions only work in soap operas.....in real life, its such a waste of time.....reacting/explaining is soooo not chic.....remember, fools do not need u to dignify their actions, humiliating them would be too low, dont worry, they do it on their own instinctively.....so when the right time comes, DO THE BOTOX.....pretend ur one of those socialites who look snooty because they never smile when the truth is, theyve just had their 6th botox procedure in 2 months and it hurts to even smile.....and after about 30 secs of the botox, you leave...the french way.....
utang sa bangko? dedma.
calls from agents? dedma.
no lovelife? dedma.
putangina sa workplace? dedma.
fake friends? dedma.
a fresh gretchen scandal? ded....wait! sayang din yun.....
NO BRIAN GORELL BLOG TODAY??????!!!!!! PUTANGINA, WALA NAMANG GANYANAN, UNFAIR!!!! CMON BUDDY, WHERE'S UR ENTRY TODAY??? ILL SKIP DINNER BUT I CANT GO TO BED WITHOUT UR BLOG...SABI NGA NUNG AI CONTESTANT, KEN LEE.....