ask me if i care!....the y not! chronicles (kaputahan files)

brilliant brian brilliant

2008-03-29T03:56:00.000-07:00

"im a good man who makes bad decisions..."

couldnt have said it better, b
my sentiment exactly...
brilliant, b
cheers!

weekend wonders....

2008-03-20T04:39:00.000-07:00

i love it
weekends
holidays
i love it

no rude calls from bank people
no threats from collection agents
no need to avoid unregistered calls

the real world stops
as the dream world begins
love it love it love it

and more time to read brians blog
go brian go
keep believing
keep fighting
keep praying

god is good

happy easter

thank god!!!!!!

2008-03-15T19:36:00.000-07:00

just read brian's latest blog...God is good.....Brian is still at it!!!! down the drain dj....we'll try to miss u....now its time to go to church and thank God....cant wait to see brians documents tomorrow.....yey!

dying fab.

2008-03-15T19:12:00.000-07:00

When we gotta go, we gotta go. But dont u wish it will be a glamorous and fabulous death .....and i mean....
CHOKING
choke on a harry winston 58-karat perfect-cut diamond while having dinner at spagos?
BURNED
burned by the big fire caused by the swiping motion of ur platinum card on omron machines during ur all-time high shopping binge?
SUFFOCATION
ur inside ur enormous walk-in closet, when suddenly theres an avalanche of vuittons, hermes, prada, marc jacobs, guccis, choos, blahniks and u die breathless beneath all these fabulous logos?
FREAK ACCIDENT
ur smashed to death by either your jaguar, ferrari or rolls royce...by one of your 15 drivers (the only ones on duty) who happens to be drunk....in ur very own garage?
HUNGER
bec ur simply sick of seeing the same food on ur table....chilean sea bass, beluga caviar, foie gras....
DROWNING
in ur bath tub or olympic sized pool filled with dom perignon?
HANGING
rodeo drive, milan, paris, or saville row doesnt excite u anymore....u tie together all ur silk hermes scarves and hang urself.....
STONED TO DEATH
a misunderstanding with the maitre 'd causes him to throw all ur rolexes, vacherons, franck mullers, cartiers, bulgari, vuittons, panerais at u ...
OVERDOSE
simply too many dosage of amex, mastercards and visas
PERSONALITY DISORDER
mixmatching 2 or more signature brands whose founders are clashing at that time.....donatella versace snobbing dolce & gabbana during fashion week in paris, for example.....wearing them could cause a fatal fashion disease that is socially transmitted

we'll all die anyway....why not death by logos...

to botox or not to botox.

2008-03-15T19:03:00.001-07:00

when life becomes too shitty....when somebody has just made a stupid comment....or worse, u just made a stupid comment....when social climbing peasants are on the loose....when u just farted in public......when ur clueless....when people bore u to tears...when somebody dumps u after u wasted time.....its time for that dreaded botox reaction....its when you just stare in space or at somebody's face blankly and act as if the situation is way beneath u, ur simply too tired to react....its like saying the situation simply doesnt deserve ur presence....(or in cases like farting, u better get out of that situation).....but remember, explanations and reactions only work in soap operas.....in real life, its such a waste of time.....reacting/explaining is soooo not chic.....remember, fools do not need u to dignify their actions, humiliating them would be too low, dont worry, they do it on their own instinctively.....so when the right time comes, DO THE BOTOX.....pretend ur one of those socialites who look snooty because they never smile when the truth is, theyve just had their 6th botox procedure in 2 months and it hurts to even smile.....and after about 30 secs of the botox, you leave...the french way.....

OMG!!!!!

2008-03-15T18:43:00.000-07:00

rally sa ayala? dedma.
utang sa bangko? dedma.
calls from agents? dedma.
no lovelife? dedma.
putangina sa workplace? dedma.
fake friends? dedma.
a fresh gretchen scandal? ded....wait! sayang din yun.....
NO BRIAN GORELL BLOG TODAY??????!!!!!! PUTANGINA, WALA NAMANG GANYANAN, UNFAIR!!!! CMON BUDDY, WHERE'S UR ENTRY TODAY??? ILL SKIP DINNER BUT I CANT GO TO BED WITHOUT UR BLOG...SABI NGA NUNG AI CONTESTANT, KEN LEE.....

life is a pekpek!

2008-03-15T03:32:00.000-07:00

tanginang dj montano yan, di ko alam kung maiirita ako o maiinggit sa kanya, buti pa sya, ang daming utang pero im sure he's still enjoying his luxuries till now....buti pa si celine, kahit sabihing corrupt at climbers ang family, ang dami pa ring datung hanggang ngayon at donya pa din ang putah....si tim kahit kadiri diri ang isang yan, dami ring perks at nakukuha pang magmalinis ng putik na yan ha!...si wendy, well, nahiwalay man, may gwapong jowa naman at nagpakasawa na sa limpak limpak na kwarta ng ex nya...putanginang syet...ang kawawa si bryan (brian? ano ba? tinakbuhan na nga ng pera at lahat, mali pa spelling ng name, sorry bro...but i really think u deserve justice, good luck! god bless u...) ...e nasan si karma? mejo nagparamdam ng slight kina dj kaso parang naghesitate pa at di pa itinodo ang bagsik....wake up karma! do your thing! isama mo na din yung mga kiki ng inang mga kurakot sa gobyerno at kumpanya...yung mga kupal na walang katakot takot at walang kadala dala....hay God, save us...pwera na yung mga tanginang mga swapang sa pera,....amin na lang yung ibang pera pambayad ng utang para matigil na yang mga kiki ng inang mga bangko kakatawag, hmp!

enough...

2008-03-01T18:00:00.000-08:00

i need help...somebody save me...torn between giving up and holding on...people, listen up...oftentimes its better to just shut up and wait...only if other people are not affected....wish it was that simple...wanna go back to where i was before...much safer, less worries, no fear...wish i could...oh help me god...i know im not a saint but neither am i the devil...somebody worse deserves this...i did this to myself...and boy, am i suffering for it....but there are other more evil ones who are doing much worse, how come they seem happy?

what's next?

2007-12-26T16:12:00.000-08:00

it used to be about what to give on xmas and the excitement that comes with receiving gifts....then it became the coldness of being loveless on xmas day, which even became a trend...now its all about how to survive the coming year with all the bills to be paid and how to avoid the calls of freaking bank officers asking for the overdue payment....i wonder whats next? i wish to god its something good....for a change....

money on my mind....

2007-12-08T19:30:00.000-08:00

yeah, it sure makes the world go round....and it can make your head spin, too...especially the lack of it....bills, payables and must-buys....y cant all companies have bonuses? y cant they give annual increases? lack of funds? how come the up-there people have all the perks? is life really fair? people below the mancom level work just as hard...in some cases, even harder....do these privileged class pray to a different God? can they even survive without the unprivileged lowlife like us? or are they even cut out to care about us? can they see the way things are going outside of their tinted volvo car windows?...will they ever see things the way we do? ...how can you wake up somebody who is pretending to be asleep?....